Cow Graphic Tee — "You’re About as Pleasant as an Itchy Butthole" Funny Novelty T‑Shirt
Sport Grey / XS
$25.99
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This lightweight cotton tee brings a sharp, cheeky sense of humor to everyday wear. The front features a playful cow illustration with hand-lettered text that delivers a blunt, rural-style burn—bold without being mean-spirited. The soft, breathable knit and slightly tailored crew neckline keep the shirt comfortable for long days on the farm, at a barbecue, or out with friends. It sits naturally in a casual wardrobe: layer it under a flannel, wear it with denim, or let the graphic do the talking at a laid-back gathering. For people who enjoy dry, country-flavored jokes and want an easy, wearable piece that sparks laughs, this shirt fits that vibe and holds up wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG for main design and DTF for sleeve/neck labels
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Cow Graphic Tee — "You’re About as Pleasant as an Itchy Butthole" Funny Novelty T‑Shirt
$25.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG for main design and DTF for sleeve/neck labels
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors